Today we want to talk about how people like to watch public figures. We will be generous and will add stories of tapes. Yes we know. Its not for decent folks. And yes we are talking about controversial tapes. Hey listen alright. We have never been a good person. and we have know every person who proclaims that he/she is good is secretly a pervert just like everyone else. There is no one, absolutely no one, in the world who is not interested in juicy gossip about other people. However dirty it may be. We have seen people portray that they are extremely irritated to discuss the happenings of other people. They snarl at you if you are a rotten sleazebag. Then they go home and watch Big boss or some singing reality shows that treat kids like commodity or, worse of all, Roadies.
For all who think intruding other peoples private lives is incorrect and have decided that you will not do it, congratulations. Your life is as real as Faisal Khan's acting career. Or Ajay Devgan's laugh. Or Sharad Pawar's heart. Or Mallika Sherawat's dignity. Well.. You get the hint. The reason why we thought of writing this was we recently came across a tape. It had the conversation between a Plump middle aged balding politician and a sultry bong siren. Yes. That's right. We are talking about that tape only. Amar Vichitra Katha (Sorry Uncle Pai but couldn't resist it). Amar Singh calls her Baby and she calls him Sweetie. Wonderful. John Abraham should finally learn that having a fit physique is as good as having a sporting spirit when playing against Aussies. Its power that matters. Paunch is the new punch (we invented this line and we are claiming the copyrights.)
Did he have it coming? Politically he was not really going anywhere. Before people forget about him, he has given them a chance to talk . Also note that he has never denied the claims. The best line given is that he had light-hearted private conversations with actresses. Really? Thats all? The basterds. How dare they? How can they make a secret tape in a improper way? Agreed that he did mention about age mattering between legs and stuff. But he was just being light hearted. Do you guys need to make it big? There were lot of other conversations with Mulayam, Anil Ambani and other bigwigs. But Indian people are more interested in movie stars.
But these are just audio tapes. There are some interesting video tapes as well. Come on. You know what we are talking about. OK we will give you five words as clue.. Pamela Andersen and Paris Hilton. Got it now? We knew you would. There are literally hundreds of celebrities whose tapes have been released. There are few Indian ones as well. All the Bollywood stars have refused to acknowledge the fact that they have 'acted' in those. Even if it turns out to be their best performance. At this point we want to clarify that we have not seen any such tapes and our opinion is based on most of our sources . But Hollywood is much more professional. Some even make sure they get a share of the profit (We are looking at you Paris).
Why is it that celebrity life enthralls people so much? As we said earlier, we would like to point out that everyone is a pervert. Its not because they are celebrities. People watch Big boss also. There are no celebrities there. All these reality shows. OK forget about reality shows, what about Ekta Kapoor serials? The family melodrama where it takes a whole episode for a daughter in law to stare at mother in law. And people are so happy to discuss a girl's tragic life on TV. It makes us sad. It's pathetic. Don't public figures have the right to lead their personal life without intrusion? By the way did you see Kumaranna's photo with Radhika and the kid? I mean that man is married. His wife is a MLA. He still has affair with a known film actress? You know what. Sod it. They are public figures and we are the public. Let us totally enjoy discussing stuff.
News about another celebrity whose life people love to dissect. The prince of Kolkata has returned. With Pune. But that’s not what matters. Kolkata may have ditched its prince but we still supports him. Many fans are cheering for Dada and so are we. We are really glad about his return. He is a fighter. Love him or hate him, you cannot ignore him. There was a time when Dada was the greatest ODI batsman of his time. Even better than him. We love to see him bat. The man was a cricketing royalty. His arrogance was made fun of. He may not be a hard worker. But a very talented player and a fighter to the core. We wish to see him succeed and slap Dhoni and rest of anti-dada mob. Metaphorically of course. We do not support violence unless its justified, like in all Mithun movies.
For all who think intruding other peoples private lives is incorrect and have decided that you will not do it, congratulations. Your life is as real as Faisal Khan's acting career. Or Ajay Devgan's laugh. Or Sharad Pawar's heart. Or Mallika Sherawat's dignity. Well.. You get the hint. The reason why we thought of writing this was we recently came across a tape. It had the conversation between a Plump middle aged balding politician and a sultry bong siren. Yes. That's right. We are talking about that tape only. Amar Vichitra Katha (Sorry Uncle Pai but couldn't resist it). Amar Singh calls her Baby and she calls him Sweetie. Wonderful. John Abraham should finally learn that having a fit physique is as good as having a sporting spirit when playing against Aussies. Its power that matters. Paunch is the new punch (we invented this line and we are claiming the copyrights.)
Did he have it coming? Politically he was not really going anywhere. Before people forget about him, he has given them a chance to talk . Also note that he has never denied the claims. The best line given is that he had light-hearted private conversations with actresses. Really? Thats all? The basterds. How dare they? How can they make a secret tape in a improper way? Agreed that he did mention about age mattering between legs and stuff. But he was just being light hearted. Do you guys need to make it big? There were lot of other conversations with Mulayam, Anil Ambani and other bigwigs. But Indian people are more interested in movie stars.
But these are just audio tapes. There are some interesting video tapes as well. Come on. You know what we are talking about. OK we will give you five words as clue.. Pamela Andersen and Paris Hilton. Got it now? We knew you would. There are literally hundreds of celebrities whose tapes have been released. There are few Indian ones as well. All the Bollywood stars have refused to acknowledge the fact that they have 'acted' in those. Even if it turns out to be their best performance. At this point we want to clarify that we have not seen any such tapes and our opinion is based on most of our sources . But Hollywood is much more professional. Some even make sure they get a share of the profit (We are looking at you Paris).
Why is it that celebrity life enthralls people so much? As we said earlier, we would like to point out that everyone is a pervert. Its not because they are celebrities. People watch Big boss also. There are no celebrities there. All these reality shows. OK forget about reality shows, what about Ekta Kapoor serials? The family melodrama where it takes a whole episode for a daughter in law to stare at mother in law. And people are so happy to discuss a girl's tragic life on TV. It makes us sad. It's pathetic. Don't public figures have the right to lead their personal life without intrusion? By the way did you see Kumaranna's photo with Radhika and the kid? I mean that man is married. His wife is a MLA. He still has affair with a known film actress? You know what. Sod it. They are public figures and we are the public. Let us totally enjoy discussing stuff.
News about another celebrity whose life people love to dissect. The prince of Kolkata has returned. With Pune. But that’s not what matters. Kolkata may have ditched its prince but we still supports him. Many fans are cheering for Dada and so are we. We are really glad about his return. He is a fighter. Love him or hate him, you cannot ignore him. There was a time when Dada was the greatest ODI batsman of his time. Even better than him. We love to see him bat. The man was a cricketing royalty. His arrogance was made fun of. He may not be a hard worker. But a very talented player and a fighter to the core. We wish to see him succeed and slap Dhoni and rest of anti-dada mob. Metaphorically of course. We do not support violence unless its justified, like in all Mithun movies.
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