We wanted to title this as "Is God an a**hole?". What do you think the answer would be if you make a public poll? We will tell you. There will be three responses mainly. Are you crazy? WTF? And Dude, you are going to hell. Caring about people is not really something we are good at. We care about it as much as world cricket cares about Australian spinners now. Are we being blasphemous? May be. But looking at what all has been done to us, we are pretty much sure that this may be true.
By the way world was supposed to end couple of days ago and it is still intact. Nobody has gone to heaven or nobody has gone to hell. Apart from some regular people whose time had actually come. What does this mean? There are three things we can speculate. Two are about God and third is the truth. One God doesn't care about judging people. Yet. Two, presumably God got high on Friday night and totally forgot about work. Three, religious fanatics are nutcases. Even though third option is correct we would like to take a moment and ponder about the second option. Typical of us you say? May be.
What’s even more important is people did not heed to it. Why did we give so much importance you ask? Well, you know us. We like to have a small topic stretched out of proportion. It’s like Hariharan singing old classics. Unnecessary alaaps and voice variations etc. but you would still like the song. Think of us as Hariharan of blogging. Without the talent and flair. OK that didn't quite come out right. Still. We hope you get the point we are trying to make. We are just looking for topics to right. We are so having writers block (Blogger's block?).
Sometime back we had told you that our lady is getting the visa done to come here to us. We were wondering how everything is going smooth considering how wonderful Geeta aunty has treated us (we are beng sarcastic). And no don't think too much. Geeta aunty is not like Savitha Bhabhi.. For those who do not know, Geeta aunty is the slang(ish) word we have for geeT (luck). One new word you have learnt after reading so many junk stuff. Good. Coming back to topic, turns out something did go wrong. There was some typo in the visa. Of all the things, they interchanged two letters in our name. That made us ponder couple of questions. 1.Is god playing with us? 2.If yes, WTF? And 3.Doesn't he have more important work than messing our life?
Ever since we became smart enough to cheat during exams (i.e, reached thinking stage), we realized that God wasn't really our best friend. We had lot of issues always. if its lab exams, we used to get the toughest one available. Stand in Queues, others would move fast or counter would close. Go out for dinner and someone would call reminding of a function to attend and leaving us sad about free food wasted. If we planned to relax and watch TV, Boom. Akshay Kumar was there laughing at us. We had all the good cards and people moved on to chess. You know.. Basic Murphy stuff. We kind of speculated that Murphy and God are almost same. Murphy's law was our Bible. When our company asked us to travel, we had to get our passport corrected twice. Once just because they screwed our DoB to 30 instead of 03. Geeta aunty never liked us.
The problem is God is not treating our life like Amey Khurasia's cricket career. That’s why we used a different term than bad or nonexistent etc. Stop giving us that look. We never said we don't believe the G-man. We don't believe as much as you people do. Sure. We don't believe in Poojas and Homas and stuff as much as we believe in the prasadam we get. We read somewhere in internet and we believe that statement. Going to temple makes you as religious as standing in a garage makes you a car. We do not believe in festivals and ceremonies. We are dentally forward and mentally backward when it comes to such things. And we are not sorry about it. We have told you our case. We still reserve our judgement on that whether God is actually Good. Its infuriating to see others worshiping him as a divine entity whereas he is actually a naughty schoolboy persona who likes to play with our life. But we also want to say whatever has happened till now; we have come on top (No innuendos meant). It’s like he plays pranks and then his daddy twists (wrings?) his ears to correct his mistakes.
Ok what we meant to say was, even though he has played with our life so much and made us curse him , he has finally redeemed himself by making sure that things get done. So can’t he just make things work in the first place? Why give all the trouble before getting things done? You know who behaves like that? That’s right. Sadistic a**holes.
By the way, we heard this totally awesome joke shared by a friend of ours. Its part hindi part english. So if u don’t understand Hindi, this blog ends here for you.
Santa took part in a cooking Contest and during contest woh khali bartan mai spoon firane laga.
Judge: Kya bana rahe ho?
Santa:- Chutiya...
We laughed so hard when we read this.. that was few days ago. Its still funny and we still laugh when we recall it.
By the way world was supposed to end couple of days ago and it is still intact. Nobody has gone to heaven or nobody has gone to hell. Apart from some regular people whose time had actually come. What does this mean? There are three things we can speculate. Two are about God and third is the truth. One God doesn't care about judging people. Yet. Two, presumably God got high on Friday night and totally forgot about work. Three, religious fanatics are nutcases. Even though third option is correct we would like to take a moment and ponder about the second option. Typical of us you say? May be.
What’s even more important is people did not heed to it. Why did we give so much importance you ask? Well, you know us. We like to have a small topic stretched out of proportion. It’s like Hariharan singing old classics. Unnecessary alaaps and voice variations etc. but you would still like the song. Think of us as Hariharan of blogging. Without the talent and flair. OK that didn't quite come out right. Still. We hope you get the point we are trying to make. We are just looking for topics to right. We are so having writers block (Blogger's block?).
Sometime back we had told you that our lady is getting the visa done to come here to us. We were wondering how everything is going smooth considering how wonderful Geeta aunty has treated us (we are beng sarcastic). And no don't think too much. Geeta aunty is not like Savitha Bhabhi.. For those who do not know, Geeta aunty is the slang(ish) word we have for geeT (luck). One new word you have learnt after reading so many junk stuff. Good. Coming back to topic, turns out something did go wrong. There was some typo in the visa. Of all the things, they interchanged two letters in our name. That made us ponder couple of questions. 1.Is god playing with us? 2.If yes, WTF? And 3.Doesn't he have more important work than messing our life?
Ever since we became smart enough to cheat during exams (i.e, reached thinking stage), we realized that God wasn't really our best friend. We had lot of issues always. if its lab exams, we used to get the toughest one available. Stand in Queues, others would move fast or counter would close. Go out for dinner and someone would call reminding of a function to attend and leaving us sad about free food wasted. If we planned to relax and watch TV, Boom. Akshay Kumar was there laughing at us. We had all the good cards and people moved on to chess. You know.. Basic Murphy stuff. We kind of speculated that Murphy and God are almost same. Murphy's law was our Bible. When our company asked us to travel, we had to get our passport corrected twice. Once just because they screwed our DoB to 30 instead of 03. Geeta aunty never liked us.
The problem is God is not treating our life like Amey Khurasia's cricket career. That’s why we used a different term than bad or nonexistent etc. Stop giving us that look. We never said we don't believe the G-man. We don't believe as much as you people do. Sure. We don't believe in Poojas and Homas and stuff as much as we believe in the prasadam we get. We read somewhere in internet and we believe that statement. Going to temple makes you as religious as standing in a garage makes you a car. We do not believe in festivals and ceremonies. We are dentally forward and mentally backward when it comes to such things. And we are not sorry about it. We have told you our case. We still reserve our judgement on that whether God is actually Good. Its infuriating to see others worshiping him as a divine entity whereas he is actually a naughty schoolboy persona who likes to play with our life. But we also want to say whatever has happened till now; we have come on top (No innuendos meant). It’s like he plays pranks and then his daddy twists (wrings?) his ears to correct his mistakes.
Ok what we meant to say was, even though he has played with our life so much and made us curse him , he has finally redeemed himself by making sure that things get done. So can’t he just make things work in the first place? Why give all the trouble before getting things done? You know who behaves like that? That’s right. Sadistic a**holes.
By the way, we heard this totally awesome joke shared by a friend of ours. Its part hindi part english. So if u don’t understand Hindi, this blog ends here for you.
Santa took part in a cooking Contest and during contest woh khali bartan mai spoon firane laga.
Judge: Kya bana rahe ho?
Santa:- Chutiya...
We laughed so hard when we read this.. that was few days ago. Its still funny and we still laugh when we recall it.
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