3 movies and a moving.

We moved into a new apartment. We had to take day off from work to shift. It was one of the most hectic days in our life. We never knew our house had so much stuff.  We had to shift because we were staying with a friend of ours and since our lady is coming we cannot stay with him anymore. It had been a wonderful year or so. Ever since we realized that we are coming here, we never thought of having anyone else as roommate. It was discussed and planned. But it had to end some point. Now since he is getting married and our lady is coming here. We sadly have to, wait... Are we making it sound like ending a relationship? We did not have that intention.

Moving stuff from one house to another is very tiring business boss. We never thought it will be so tiring and hectic. We had stopped cooking and for the first time in Amrika we had outside food continuously for a week. We usually prefer homemade (read Self made) food.  And our roommate has got a TV which alone is like Ramesh Powar is girth and weight. Plus regular things to move and it took us more than three hours. We had to clean the previous house as well before leaving as they can fine us in case they don’t find it as neat as they had given it. So one week of irregular cleaning and one day of bloody moving and we have decided we will not be going to Gym for a month. We did have help from another friend of ours who recently moved to Charlotte. Apart from helping shift, he also bought a PlayStation3. Now that’s more than regular help you have to admit.

By the way, this is long weekend and since our friends are in production support daytime oncall business, we had decided we will be spending it at home. We thought we will watch three movies three nights. All three were sequels. All were supposed to be fun. Two of them had mixed reviews. So we decided to skip one. Ever since the movie business spawned, movie fanatics have been asking one question. No. Not what has happened to Ram Gopal Varma. Nor How can south Indian heroes get such pretty heroines. Its about is it worth it to make sequels to successful movies? Some agree some don’t. We are in the middle. To add another story line is very difficult work indeed. You need to give surprises. Make sure audience doesn’t get bored and leave. In that way both the movies succeed. Here is our review of two movies.

The last movie we saw was Hangover 2. We liked the first part and thought it was pretty innovative story telling. This is where doubts about sequels come. It’s a wonderful premise and very difficult to repeat. And we were right with the doubts. The second part tries hard and fails to emulate the effect. Its funny at parts. We agree. But overall the movie is just flat. Its more vulgar and crass than the first part. We never could understand the point of full frontal nudity in movies. We firmly believe it is just for getting more male audience. When someone says it’s absolutely necessary for the movie, understand that they are lying. (But hey we are not against it… We do enjoy it occasionally). In this movie there are generous display of male genitals. We have no idea why and we do not know who thought it would be funny. It was not. It was just plain vulgar and obscene. Overall, we would not advise to watch this movie. You have not missed anything if you don’t watch it. Ignore the hype. Its crass and not good. 

The second movie we saw, Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. The fourth installment built solely to let us know how important Johnny Depp is to the POTC franchise. It has a predictable story and weak action sequences. Its about Jack Sparrow’s journey to get the fountain of youth and his entanglement with his former flame Angelica.. How he faces threat from Spanish and a fellow pirate, Blackbeard. There is another thread of second love story. Between mermaid and missionary doesn’t hold firm either. The movie is visually good. But that’s pretty much it if you are not a fan of Johnny Depp. But we are. We are a huge fan and we do not know how he has not won an Oscar yet. He carries this entire movie. There are only two good things about this movie. One is Johnny Depp and other is no Orlando Bloom/Keira Knightly. Geoffrey Rush and Ian McShane are wonderful actors and they have done justice to their roles. Although you do feel that Rush has overdone it a little. Penelope Cruz as Blackbeard’s daughter Angelica is an eye candy and nothing much else.

Now comes the best one and sadly this was the first one we saw and weekend steadily went worse in terms of movies. Kung Fu Panda two. Ever since we saw the first one, we had added it to our favourite animation movie lists. That’s one movie we strongly recommend. We recommend this one too. Adding a new plot to KFP doesn’t seem an easy task. This story is about how Po defeats the evil peacock, Lord Shen who is out to end Kung Fu. As usual we will not reveal the story details. But we will tell you that the movie was full of fun. Most scenes were as expected. But the dialogues were not. It’s the dialogues which keep you entertained throughout. But we will not take anything away from the story and animation. The movie is a delight to watch. The animation is better and story is good too. But having said that, we admit that it was not the best animated movie we saw. (That would still be “Up”). But this is a good way to spend 90 minutes. We also recommend 2D. We do not like 3D and we are not a fan of that technology. The only complaint we had about the movie was Master Shifu gets very less screen time.

We definitely recommend POTC and KFP. Agreed that they are not the best movies. But definitely worth the money. You can forget about everything else and have a good time watching them.  You can skip  Hangover two. It is not for the family nor it is good fun. Unless you are that kind of guy who thinks the show of genitals in a comedy movie is funny.  Well, in that case, we are sorry. We do not like you.

Controversial ramblings due to Temporary insanity

We wanted to title this as "Is God an a**hole?". What do you think the answer would be if you make a public poll? We will tell you. There will be three responses mainly. Are you crazy? WTF? And Dude, you are going to hell. Caring about people is not really something we are good at. We care about it as much as world cricket cares about Australian spinners now. Are we being blasphemous? May be. But looking at what all has been done to us, we are pretty much sure that this may be true.

By the way world was supposed to end couple of days ago and it is still intact. Nobody has gone to heaven or nobody has gone to hell. Apart from some regular people whose time had actually come. What does this mean? There are three things we can speculate. Two are about God and third is the truth. One God doesn't care about judging people. Yet. Two, presumably God got high on Friday night and totally forgot about work. Three, religious fanatics are nutcases. Even though third option is correct we would like to take a moment and ponder about the second option. Typical of us you say? May be.

What’s even more important is people did not heed to it. Why did we give so much importance you ask? Well, you know us. We like to have a small topic stretched out of proportion. It’s like Hariharan singing old classics. Unnecessary alaaps and voice variations etc. but you would still like the song. Think of us as Hariharan of blogging. Without the talent and flair. OK that didn't quite come out right. Still. We hope you get the point we are trying to make. We are just looking for topics to right. We are so having writers block (Blogger's block?).

Sometime back we had told you that our lady is getting the visa done to come here to us. We were wondering how everything is going smooth considering how wonderful Geeta aunty has treated us (we are beng sarcastic). And no don't think too much. Geeta aunty is not like Savitha Bhabhi.. For those who do not know, Geeta aunty is the slang(ish) word we have for geeT (luck). One new word you have learnt after reading so many junk stuff. Good. Coming back to topic, turns out something did go wrong. There was some typo in the visa. Of all the things, they interchanged two letters in our name. That made us ponder couple of questions. 1.Is god playing with us? 2.If yes, WTF? And 3.Doesn't he have more important work than messing our life?

Ever since we became smart enough to cheat during exams (i.e, reached thinking stage), we realized that God wasn't really our best friend. We had lot of issues always. if its lab exams, we used to get the toughest one available. Stand in Queues, others would move fast or counter would close. Go out for dinner and someone would call reminding of a function to attend and leaving us sad about free food wasted. If we planned to relax and watch TV, Boom. Akshay Kumar was there laughing at us. We had all the good cards and people moved on to chess. You know.. Basic Murphy stuff. We kind of speculated that Murphy and God are almost same. Murphy's law was our Bible. When our company asked us to travel, we had to get our passport corrected twice. Once just because they screwed our DoB to 30 instead of 03. Geeta aunty never liked us.

The problem is God is not treating our life like Amey Khurasia's cricket career. That’s why we used a different term than bad or nonexistent etc. Stop giving us that look. We never said we don't believe the G-man. We don't believe as much as you people do. Sure. We don't believe in Poojas and Homas and stuff as much as we believe in the prasadam we get. We read somewhere in internet and we believe that statement. Going to temple makes you as religious as standing in a garage makes you a car. We do not believe in festivals and ceremonies. We are dentally forward and mentally backward when it comes to such things. And we are not sorry about it. We have told you our case. We still reserve our judgement on that whether God is actually Good. Its infuriating to see others worshiping him as a divine entity whereas he is actually a naughty schoolboy persona who likes to play with our life. But we also want to say whatever has happened till now; we have come on top (No innuendos meant). It’s like he plays pranks and then his daddy twists (wrings?) his ears to correct his mistakes.

Ok what we meant to say was, even though he has played with our life so much and made us curse him , he has finally redeemed himself by making sure that things get done. So can’t he just make things work in the first place? Why give all the trouble before getting things done? You know who behaves like that? That’s right. Sadistic a**holes.

By the way, we heard this totally awesome joke shared by a friend of ours. Its part hindi part english. So if u don’t understand Hindi, this blog ends here for you.

Santa took part in a cooking Contest and during contest woh khali bartan mai spoon firane laga.
Judge: Kya bana rahe ho?
Santa:- Chutiya...
We laughed so hard when we read this.. that was few days ago. Its still funny and we still laugh when we recall it.

Our last blog words.. Apparently.

Dear readers, however few in number you are. Actually we think we can count the readers. You, you and you in the corner. We have tried our best to talk about general knowledge stuff and sometimes we have spoken about personal stuff. We know we have not been a success. But hey. we take solace in the fact that we know you have not been a success either. Why would you be reading this else? OK just joking. We actually liked the fact that we had some readers at least. Thank you. It was fun writing to you. But this may be our last blog. If you have not heard, here is the news.

The world is going to end. May 21st. A lot of religious fanatics and other similarly crazy people are abuzz with fact that the earth is going to be a goner. Considering the fact that its already 6PM on the 20th here, we have only some time left. Also, we don't know which time zone is being used. We checked if Australia and New Zealand have vanished already. But they are still there. Considering that God is middle eastern, will he use Jerusalem time zone? or considering the fact that America is the big brother, we are assuming that it will start with EST timezone. We are calm still. We will write this blog drinking a coke. That's how much we will not worry about the world going to end. Have you seen Titanic? Yes. Those idiots with violin die instead of being saved? Imagine us there. Instead of violins, a coke. Que Sera Sera.

Wait.. Didn't people say it was December 2012? Some Mayan calender shit? Well some others point to Bible as the reason, some say Emraan Hashmi is no longer kissing heroines. But we know none of these have been proved. We want to know how this calculation of the year was done. Because there are many different calenders in use. There is a Radio preacher by the name of Harold Camping. A cheap name related pun will ensue and we will not resist. His brain has gone camping. He had been claiming about the end on 21st. But since nothing happened he has now told that its just that the devastation will start on 21st. Make up your mind Grandpa.

Some say doomsday and some say judgement day. What is judgement day? God will come to earth and take the faithful to heaven it seems. How does he select? Is it similar to the rating and appraisal in software companies? Will have a one on one? Do we have to fill out an excel sheet? Being software engineer, we do not have much hopes to in free society, do we? Anyways, lets hope God has not gone corporate. If he did, we do not have much hopes. All the people in higher position are going to be saved and rest of us will be screwed. We are also interested to know how it is going to end. Is it going be slow and painful? Is it going to be water logged? Is it going to be like a nuclear holocaust? or will it be like in H2G2?

We are actually confused if we do want the world to end. We just worked hard and got our lady the dependency visa and she is planning on coming here by June first week. Now see, Dec 2012 in that case would have been fine with us. As our mother said, we need to go back to India in Nov 2012 max. So we would be seeing our family before God gets drunk and trashes the place. Now with May 21st, we have little bit of problem. We have spent a lot of time and energy in completing the process and have listened to the lady nagging about how tiresome the process was. Now if the world ends, that's a whole lot of hours we will never get back.

The good thing about world ending is Justine Beiber is going with it as well. But sad part is we are going to hell and we have a feeling he is quite popular there. We know some of you Beliebers are not going to like the statement. Also for those who do not know those people are they are fans of Justin Beiber. Yes. Such a thing exists. A sad sad thing but true nonetheless. OK no use in bashing one person when there are thousands of people who will definitely be going to hell. Also, we know at least one person will be happy with it. Sharad Pawar. He is going home to meet his elder brother, the red horny one. (we couldn't resist that horn joke about Satan. Manchi joku kaadandi?)

But ever since we got to know that May 21st has been singled out, we are a bit miffed. We would have been happy if it were on our birthday. How awesome would it be? Whats special for birthday people would ask and we would say we are ending the world with an evil grin. Wait... Can we have a cat? We so totally want a cat for that scenario. We would be like a Bond movie villain. Everyone would remember us (Those who survive. The good people. You don't have much chance). Our name would be in shining letters amidst all the lesser mortals. That would have been a great birthday gift. Yes. We know. We have already told you. We are going to hell.

P.S : We know we said we are drinking Coke. That should not be considered as product endorsement. We actually prefer Diet Coke.

Personal life of someone else? Yumm...

Today we want to talk about how people like to watch public figures. We will be generous and will add stories of tapes. Yes we know. Its not for decent folks. And yes we are talking about controversial tapes. Hey listen alright. We have never been a good person. and we have know every person who proclaims that he/she is good is secretly a pervert just like everyone else. There is no one, absolutely no one, in the world who is not interested in juicy gossip about other people. However dirty it may be. We have seen people portray that they are extremely irritated to discuss the happenings of other people. They snarl at you if you are a rotten sleazebag. Then they go home and watch Big boss or some singing reality shows that treat kids like commodity or, worse of all, Roadies.

For all who think intruding other peoples private lives is incorrect and have decided that you will not do it, congratulations. Your life is as real as Faisal Khan's acting career. Or Ajay Devgan's laugh. Or Sharad Pawar's heart. Or Mallika Sherawat's dignity. Well.. You get the hint. The reason why we thought of writing this was we recently came across a tape. It had the conversation between a Plump middle aged balding politician and a sultry bong siren. Yes. That's right. We are talking about that tape only. Amar Vichitra Katha (Sorry Uncle Pai but couldn't resist it). Amar Singh calls her Baby and she calls him Sweetie. Wonderful. John Abraham should finally learn that having a fit physique is as good as having a sporting spirit when playing against Aussies. Its power that matters. Paunch is the new punch (we invented this line and we are claiming the copyrights.)

Did he have it coming? Politically he was not really going anywhere. Before people forget about him, he has given them a chance to talk . Also note that he has never denied the claims. The best line given is that he had light-hearted private conversations with actresses. Really? Thats all? The basterds. How dare they? How can they make a secret tape in a improper way? Agreed that he did mention about age mattering between legs and stuff. But he was just being light hearted. Do you guys need to make it big? There were lot of other conversations with Mulayam, Anil Ambani and other bigwigs. But Indian people are more interested in movie stars.

But these are just audio tapes. There are some interesting video tapes as well. Come on. You know what we are talking about. OK we will give you five words as clue.. Pamela Andersen and Paris Hilton. Got it now? We knew you would. There are literally hundreds of celebrities whose tapes have been released. There are few Indian ones as well. All the Bollywood stars have refused to acknowledge the fact that they have 'acted' in those. Even if it turns out to be their best performance. At this point we want to clarify that we have not seen any such tapes and our opinion is based on most of our sources . But Hollywood is much more professional. Some even make sure they get a share of the profit (We are looking at you Paris).

Why is it that celebrity life enthralls people so much? As we said earlier, we would like to point out that everyone is a pervert. Its not because they are celebrities. People watch Big boss also. There are no celebrities there. All these reality shows. OK forget about reality shows, what about Ekta Kapoor serials? The family melodrama where it takes a whole episode for a daughter in law to stare at mother in law. And people are so happy to discuss a girl's tragic life on TV. It makes us sad. It's pathetic. Don't public figures have the right to lead their personal life without intrusion? By the way did you see Kumaranna's photo with Radhika and the kid? I mean that man is married. His wife is a MLA. He still has affair with a known film actress? You know what. Sod it. They are public figures and we are the public. Let us totally enjoy discussing stuff.

News about another celebrity whose life people love to dissect. The prince of Kolkata has returned. With Pune. But that’s not what matters. Kolkata may have ditched its prince but we still supports him. Many fans are cheering for Dada and so are we. We are really glad about his return. He is a fighter. Love him or hate him, you cannot ignore him. There was a time when Dada was the greatest ODI batsman of his time. Even better than him. We love to see him bat. The man was a cricketing royalty. His arrogance was made fun of. He may not be a hard worker. But a very talented player and a fighter to the core. We wish to see him succeed and slap Dhoni and rest of anti-dada mob. Metaphorically of course. We do not support violence unless its justified, like in all Mithun movies.

We fall in love.. Every day.. With the same girl

Before we start writing, we want to clarify one thing. As we have already mentioned, this calling ourselves we/us is going to cause some confusion. Today’s topic can be very confusing if you think we are generalizing. We are not… We will not be generalizing. Because we are talking about love story. Our (see… this is what we are talking about.) love story. When we say we/us/our etc., it means only us, the writer of the blog and occasionally us and the girl. Today is the lady’s birthday and we love her so very much. We definitely do not want her to be cross with us. Here.. we will put a pic of us with her…. OK No. We actually thought we will put one of those animals in love (those “cute” ones…) kind of pictures and say something sickeningly sweet but we do not want to overdo it.

From a long time, all these so called relationship Gurus and other mere mortals had pondered whether men and women could be “just friends”. Then suddenly one person made a movie called "When Harry Met Sally" and people came to conclusion that it may not be possible. Then some other guy made “Hum Tum” and people realized it’s just remake of “When harry Met Sally”. We are moving out of syllabus already, aren’t we? Friendship can become love, but love never ever can become friendship. Love is like earthquake, a strange feeling that arrives without warning. But friendship is like Sharad Pawar’s bank balance. Increases steadily day after day no matter what. See. We can churn out some philosophical BS too. OK. Back to topic. She was our best friend first and then we decided that we will spend our life with her. Now live in was not an option. So we had to go to the next viable one. The big M. Wait. We will tell what happened.

Well.. It had to happen.. Happened, that’s all... It’s like a movie story. All those crappy college musicals you have seen. The hero and the heroine meet in college, friendship blossoms; they become best friends, and then fall in love. Only better, because it has us in it. We are the hero of this story. It our story and we are telling it. We fell for her eyes, the first time we saw her. We were classmates, exchanged smiles, and started talking. It was in the 5th semester of Engineering that the class decided to have a trip to Madikeri and Irpu falls. We had a pretty good time and spoke a lot to her. We gradually became good friends. Started spending more time with each other.. Shared our happiness, sad moments, secrets, fears. Spoke about everything under the sun. We stayed with each other every moment. Gradually became best friends..

We both got jobs in Campus interviews. Then our company told us that we have to go to Coimbatore for training. Shittiest two months we have spent. We don’t have anything against the place. The food was awesome. But the training and the whole environment was not good. But that was when we decided that we cannot live without her. We had stumbled across another metaphorical Bodhi Tree. Bells started ringing and we started to feel that somebody with an accordion was standing behind us. Then we crashed back to earth when the actual music began and we realized it’s a typical Tamil Tappanguchi song. Bloody TR. Anyways, we had envisioned our future. In typical Ambani pose, we sat and decided. Best friend, yes. Now we wanted her to be our life partner too. We told her in no uncertain terms that we are committed to her, she lambasted us. But even though she was our best buddy, she had not realized that we are an adamant douchebag. We stuck to our decision.

When the company told us that after training we will be working in Bangalore, we were ecstatic. For right reasons. But we had work as well. We had shifts during alternate weekends, because we agreed for the assignment without bothering to realize the repercussions. Yes. Like how Sehwag bats. But turns out our luck was good. We ended up making good friends and a good team as well. If we were not in office for the weekend, we were in Mysore. Three weeks after we started working, came October 24. We had had a fight previous day regarding future. We had told her again that we love her and she was not happy with it. We met her before going home for Diwali, We started arguing. She was angry with us that we were not being a friend and ruining the friendship etc. Turns out all that was just to play with us. Because in the heat of the moment, we popped the question. She said "Dunno', then "may be", and finally "YES' and… started crying.

Our parents guessed that something was going on as we would meet whenever possible. We spoke to our parents about it the next year. Initially they were skeptical about it but soon gave in. We did know that if mothers agreed, fathers do not have much of a say. All the formalities took almost a year, and finally they said fine, let’s all celebrate the Boy’s enslaving ceremony. We were ecstatic. And nervous. So nervous that Mohd Rafi’s epic Kannada song was running through our head. Yes. We said Rafi and we said Kannada. We won’t tell which one. Google it if you want. OK be serious, it’s our marriage we are talking about. We don’t want her to be angry at us. We even sat in front of the fire for days while being slowly tandoori’ed. OK that’s all we details we will give about marriage. We are not giving details about the honeymoon and stuff.

We never thought that we will be in for love marriage. Until we went to friggin’ Coimbatore. She is everything we can ask for. As they say, our friend, philosopher, guide... She has been there for us whenever we needed someone. Now she has given us a promise that she will stay with us in good times or bad. Why do we love her? Why do we like her so much? Why do we trust her so much? Why is she our best friend? We never could answer these questions properly. Since as specified it is a question we are asking ourselves, please do not opine. She is the best thing that life has given to us. Tom Hanks, in Forrest Gump, said "Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you are going to get." True... Four years ago, we were strangers.. Now she is our love, our sweetheart. Our wife (We swear to God. If you snigger, we are onto you. )

We are glad to announce, there's been a death.

Osama Bin Laden died… That is the third death we are covering in our blog. Third time lucky. As Ravi Shastri would put it, “What a big wicket this is”. We wanted to include tracer bullet pun here but somehow couldn’t quite come up with one. He was in Pakistan (Now there’s a surprise.. No really. Ask Musharraf.). A city called Abbottabad. He was hiding in a huge mansion which had no internet and phone connection apparently. We have not been happier to tell about somebody’s death. We were reserving it for Kasab but it looks like the Government will never do it (*cough*votebank*cough*). Anyway this is a huge news. But there is only a small question in our mind (most people’s mind we should say). Is it true? Has Osama really died? We hope so and we will write this blog with the positive attitude. If he releases another tape, we will apologize later for giving you false info. Okay?

Fox News, charmingly different as always, called the dead man Obama Bin Laden. You stay unbiased, Fox. Good job. We should be glad they did not cover it as African-American kills an elderly man from the middle-east. Coming back to topic, this is a significant day in the history of the world. When was the last time someone who was not ruling any country had terrorized millions? Apart from Himesh releasing a movie, we cannot think of one. May be in medieval times but we don’t know. Our history is as good as Keanu Reeves’ acting skill. He has been the crown prince of terrorism for decades now (we are struggling to contain a cheap Vivek Oberoi joke here). Anyway this fellow can be marked as Satan’s best disciple who tried to outdo his master. As Ozzie(not Osborne, that’s what we think OBL’s cool friends would call him) enters the doors of hell, Satan will be getting up from his bed of fire and coming to the door to greet him.

We have another good joke about 72 virgins which he will get (we mean OBL. Not Satan). This is something we read in Twitter. Have you noticed that they have promised 72 but there are no details on how they will be? They can be like Rakhi Sawant for all we care. Anyway some twitter fellow hoped that OBL would get his share of 72. But they should be 40+ and male. Wonderful. That is what we would wish too. We want to right an open letter to Satan on how to treat him but we are scared that since we do not believe in God that much, people would mark us in occult territory. We don’t fancy that. We also will not be referring to OBL as Ozzie as that was just a hunch we had. We are not friends with him.

A major point to note would be OBL was in Pakistan. So many people were of the opinion that that’s were he has been hiding. Except Pakistan Government and its officials. For someone who has openly supported Dawood and could not get enough proof that Kasab is from their country, hardly surprising that it turned out to be untrue. Even that creepy janitor from Scrubs knew that. But Musharraf was ‘surprised’ that they found him in Pakistan. Pak say that they were involved but USA says Pak was not involved nor were they updated about the raid being done. Let us not go to conducting raids in other countries without telling them. This probably needed that as we know how trustworthy they have been all these years. The man was hiding in a huge mansion two hours away from the capital and little distance away from a Military camp we have read. Now tell us how is it possible without the involvement?

We have not read the statement by Zardari but we are guessing that it will be very interesting. Considering that fact that they want to show the brotherhood that they support whatever crazy war going on but they do not want to lose the billions donated by uncle Sam. Even more interesting situation if you have noted the fact that Zardari is a cunning man. As cunning as Batman villain. Except with less intelligence and less super weapons. OK we don’t know why we wanted that comparison. We just wanted a batman comparison somewhere. We are sorry. Everyone makes mistakes. Let us move on.

Apparently the the fact that the dead person was indeed OBL was confirmed by DNA testing. Also apparently his body was given due respect and buried in the sea. Let’s hope no fisherman gets it. Also, why was there a hurry to throw away the body? And why was respect needed? A bloody terrorist died. And you give him 70% of the earth as funeral ground? Really? As we said earlier we don’t believe in respecting the dead. The Body should have been displayed like a prized trophy. Like the Karnataka/TN Governments did with Veerappan or Sri Lankan one with Prabhakaran. Was there a photo taken? Who shot the death shot? Will that soldier get a medal? Also, can someone tell us if Donald Trump has already asked to check OBL’s death certificate. How else are we to know whether it’s the truth?

By the way the stock market rose with the news of OBL’s death. Interesting. A terrorist dies and stocks of banks and software companies go up? We do not want to speculate stuff. Okay we will go ahead and speculate just one thing. The stock market people are idiots and do not have common sense. You know who else are senseless? The rest of OBL’s gang. They will be hoping to avenge his death. Next few months we may be seeing lot of threat alerts. We just hope that just like they killed OBL, they hunt down the rest of the pack. But it would be great if they can get it done in little less time. We are not very good at righting motivational stuff. We are usually negative and sarcastic you see. But anyway.. Die you bloody crazy fundamental bitchezzz.. Die.. There,for us, that’s motivational speech. Short and straight to the point.