How long does it take to proclaim a player to be greatest in his sport? Ah come on.. We are not talking about him. Please. This is not about cricket. This is about the beautiful game and the most beautiful way it has been played ever. We are passing a resolution that Messi be called the greatest player ever. Don't tell us that its too soon. Its been what, seven years in top flight football. We also will call Xavi as the greatest mid fielder ever and the trio of Xavi,Iniesta and Messi as the most awesome team of all time. We do not care if you think that we are surely talking as a Cule here. After watching the second goal by Messi, we wanted to officially announce that we are considering him as the greatest player now. Just ahead of another short statured, albeit troubled, genius Diego Armando Maradona.
We also want to smirk (or snide or boo or just laugh? we are not sure here..) at Jose "The Mouth" Mourinho. The special one as he is called by his fans, needs to go the place where "special" people are taken care of. Clearly he is losing his marbles. Or that win against Barca in Copa Del Ray has gone to his head. We are not sure what is happening. Blaming it on unholy nexus between referees and opposition manager has been his thing for some time now. But blaming UNICEF for his defeat is clearly the nadir he can reach. But again, we can be wrong (which happens more frequently than Ind vs Srl cricket matches). He doubts whether the UNICEF advertisement is the reason why Barca are getting help from referees. Any 'normal' person who has eyes and has seen the aforementioned awesome trio play, can doubt alien conspiracy. But Mourinho? No. He is special. Clearly.
Talking about insane people, let us talk about Congress Government. Let us make it clear. We are not talking about the one minister here. We would be baffled on whom to pick as our favourite. The ruling party rejected (we are really not sure why are surprised.. ) the report by the Public Account's Committee set up for 2G scam probe. We do not know how low a Government can go to protect the tainted ministers but this is something even Zardari should be proud of. Mr Singh is coming as a really bad person here. No we take it back. Madam decides all of this. We are not angry with you Mr Singh. You look more uncomfortable than a smiling Ajay Devgan. We just pity you for being the most spineless PM our country has ever had. We started calling you Mr Singh since nobody was respecting you and we thought you were a honest person. Now we may need stop that.
About the report, The Chairman of the committee would usually be a opposition leader, in this case Murli Manohar Joshi. Well, we know that MM Joshi has not been a great advocate of peace and justice. But still, expulsion of the chairman to get your message makes the Madam and her team look like they are scared of something. The Government even took help from Mayawati and Mulayam Singh's parties. Yes. The epitome of sincerity and professionalism, those two. We will go ahead and assume that we (not just us. In general) are to assume that the Government is afraid about having a probe? No. Do not go to innuendos and start laughing about PM and probing. That is disgusting and we (in this case us) are disappointed. No actually, we are more disappointed because we cannot make such jokes anymore.
You think we are biased against the Government and the Madam? No we are not. We comment on Yeddi as well. So don't consider us to be a BJP sympathizer. Anyway, do you know how many scandals have happened in last three years? No? Google it. No go on.. we will wait here.. Did you check? Yes.. There are many, aren't there? Every week so many new ones come up that you can actually play Superhit Muqabla. We can totally imagine Baba Sehgal rapping about the scandals while hosting the show. Ah. Yes. We would love that.
We also want to smirk (or snide or boo or just laugh? we are not sure here..) at Jose "The Mouth" Mourinho. The special one as he is called by his fans, needs to go the place where "special" people are taken care of. Clearly he is losing his marbles. Or that win against Barca in Copa Del Ray has gone to his head. We are not sure what is happening. Blaming it on unholy nexus between referees and opposition manager has been his thing for some time now. But blaming UNICEF for his defeat is clearly the nadir he can reach. But again, we can be wrong (which happens more frequently than Ind vs Srl cricket matches). He doubts whether the UNICEF advertisement is the reason why Barca are getting help from referees. Any 'normal' person who has eyes and has seen the aforementioned awesome trio play, can doubt alien conspiracy. But Mourinho? No. He is special. Clearly.
Talking about insane people, let us talk about Congress Government. Let us make it clear. We are not talking about the one minister here. We would be baffled on whom to pick as our favourite. The ruling party rejected (we are really not sure why are surprised.. ) the report by the Public Account's Committee set up for 2G scam probe. We do not know how low a Government can go to protect the tainted ministers but this is something even Zardari should be proud of. Mr Singh is coming as a really bad person here. No we take it back. Madam decides all of this. We are not angry with you Mr Singh. You look more uncomfortable than a smiling Ajay Devgan. We just pity you for being the most spineless PM our country has ever had. We started calling you Mr Singh since nobody was respecting you and we thought you were a honest person. Now we may need stop that.
About the report, The Chairman of the committee would usually be a opposition leader, in this case Murli Manohar Joshi. Well, we know that MM Joshi has not been a great advocate of peace and justice. But still, expulsion of the chairman to get your message makes the Madam and her team look like they are scared of something. The Government even took help from Mayawati and Mulayam Singh's parties. Yes. The epitome of sincerity and professionalism, those two. We will go ahead and assume that we (not just us. In general) are to assume that the Government is afraid about having a probe? No. Do not go to innuendos and start laughing about PM and probing. That is disgusting and we (in this case us) are disappointed. No actually, we are more disappointed because we cannot make such jokes anymore.
You think we are biased against the Government and the Madam? No we are not. We comment on Yeddi as well. So don't consider us to be a BJP sympathizer. Anyway, do you know how many scandals have happened in last three years? No? Google it. No go on.. we will wait here.. Did you check? Yes.. There are many, aren't there? Every week so many new ones come up that you can actually play Superhit Muqabla. We can totally imagine Baba Sehgal rapping about the scandals while hosting the show. Ah. Yes. We would love that.
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