Of Hair, heir and also a CD

So what’s wrong with Sachin Tendulkar? Yes. We know. We have started referring to him by name now.  No we are not talking about him being an MP. Its his decision to make and he did take the decision that would benefit him. No. We are not talking about how politicians never retire. We are talking about his hair. What the hell is wrong with his hair, you ask? After the 50kgs were lifted from his shoulder, he decided to let his hair down. Literally. For the sake of the select users who have not seen the pic (We are guessing you few people are the citizens of North Korea, which is a great thing. We did not think we have fan base there), here is the pic below. We will wait for sometime till you stop laughing. If you are a fan, we will wait for sometime till you vent out all your outrage on people who are laughing on Sachin (Actually, no. We will not wait for those people. From what we have seen in cricinfo, that will never stop.) 

     Some may take it as proof that he is Congress member

Normally we are not very fashion centric and we get our hair cut like Langda Tyagi every time we get it done. But still even we can tell that this avatar of Sachin is just wrong. Just Wrong. Why is it wrong? Does it make him look like the icon he is and not anything other than a fairer 70’s south Indian sidekick? We will answer that with questions. Was Bradman known for his Fast inswinging Yorkers?  Is Emraan Hashmi the handsome hunk he thinks he is? Can Tusshar get acting roles on his own without Ekta? Can Preetam tune a song on his own? Is there any makeup tool that can make Kapil Sibal not look like Peter Pettigrew? Is Pratibha Patil a good president? Do you think Karan Johar is straight? If you said yes to any of this, we don’t think we are friends and let us keep it that way.

Another news we heard this week is Pratibha Patil’s tenure is ending. That makes us happy. As far as presidents go, she was definitely one of the most corrupt we had. What made it even worse is that fact that her predecessor was Dr Kalam. Show us another president more dignified and qualified and we will stop writing this blog. We have seen how Kalam interacted with people and we loved him. How can he be replaced by someone who is well, like the one we have now. Come to think of it, considering the gates and scandals by this Government, it looks like an obvious choice ¹. We seriously hope we will get a better one. The congress Government was planning to nominate the Vice president Hamid Ansari. Many people learnt an important thing the day this news came out. “Our Vice president’s name is Hamid Ansari”.

This guy....

There is one important thing to be seen. Will Mamata Didi allow for a president who has talked to communist party members? Seeing how she is treating the opposition party members, we can only assume it will be fun to watch this unfold. Also we learnt recently that West Bengal is the only big state (with more than 30 MPs) which has not produced a PM, President or Vice President. Rajdeep Sardesai told us over twitter. So there are all chances that Pranabda can fulfill that dream of Bengalis. He seems like a good fellow for that post as long as he does not go Mrs Patil’s way. He has been a good politician. Only thing is we will need a subtitle every time he addresses the country. But we have seen him share a dias with Prakash Karat and other CPI(M) leaders. He can have a CD out if he wants, he can steal gigantic amounts of money. His life. But talking to communist party members? Eww. How can you have a president who does that?

Abhishek Manu Singhvi. Yes. The ex-spokesperson of the ruling party who condemned the opposition for almost everything they did and could have condemned them for even their daily chores if possible, just got into a little trifle with the society. We are not saying condemning the opposition is bad. We are just saying if you want to show that others are bad, Apparently his driver took some video and ‘distorted’ it because AMS’ dog bit his wife (We can’t make this up even if we wanted to. ²). Yes. Making CDs is the new in thing for revenges. This guy even attended a TV interview wearing no pants. Apparently keeping them on is not his style.

                                  

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We are just going to leave this awesome picture to your consideration with equally awesome words by him to Barkha Dutt. “Barkha, three quick points: a) The mere fact that I am in my kurta-cheddi doesn’t mean I have been directed by the party to make a public display of my commitment to the austerity measures. b) Even if I have, merely because you can see my legs, you cannot conclude that these are the only austerity measures I am practising. There may be more, there may be less. c) And may I remind my learned colleague, since when did it become illegal to wear nothing below the waist, when the father of the nation wore nothing above?”

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3. We missed quite a few chances on this blog to have a go at Akshay Kumar. We regret it. It was an oversight which we found out only after completing the blog and not to be misconstrued that we have grown fond of him. No.

4. This has no relevance to the blog but we had to mention this. We recently realized the fact that there are no movies which cannot be improved by replacing one of the main characters by Samuel L Jackson. Just wanted to share the knowledge.